This is a true blog entry – I saw this with my own eyes in vivid detail and full color – at our local day spa.
What was I doing at a day spa, you ask? I was escorting my lovely wife to the spa – and not for the for the first time. You see, the spa is cleverly using very unique custom magnets to draw my wife – and dozens of other unsuspecting locals – back into the mysterious realm of the suburban day spa.
Here’s how the custom magnets work for the spa. . .
During their initial visit to the spa, customers are handed an exquisite full color presentation folder with a variety of full color inserts and . . . in each pocket . . . two custom magnets. The custom magnet trap is set!
You see, these are not ordinary magnets. No., these custom magnets are irresistible to the new day spa visitor. These custom magnets do the one thing that every day spa visitors wants . . . these custom magnets suggest that sap visitor makes a return trip! I suspect that they were printed by our friends at My1Stop.
Each custom magnet is printed in full digital quality showing a pictures of exotic flowers drifting leisurely in a pool of clear (ex-folliant embedded-jasmine and sea weed extract saturated-lava pumice bits em-bused) water.
The custom magnets simply state, “Return, Rejuvenate – Spa Grislebend” (we live in Grislebend – hence the spa’s name). These custom magnets end up on the fridges of every woman who visits. Every single-one. I’ve been to their homes and seen the custom magnets from Sap Griselbend on every Kenmore, Whirlpool, and LG fridge in our town. Everyone.
Why two custom magnets you ask? When you’re rejuvenated you want to return with . . . a friend . . . the one who you gave your second custom magnet to as an invitation.